Cinematic Haiku

Monday, July 18, 2005

Life of Brian (1979)

Now, bwing me...Bwian
Alright! I am the Messiah!
Now fuck off! But how?

Batman Begins (2005)

A year-one tale
Dark Knight goes back to basics
And fights Ra's Al Guhl.

Fantastic Four (2005)

Heroes represent
Fire, water, wind, and earth
Villain is just Doom