Adaptation. (2002)
 
He wrote himself in
'Cause he found it difficult
To write 'bout orchids

Attack the Gas Station! (1999)

The punk with a stick:
"You...and you...fight each other.
The loser's head down."

Dodgeball (2004)

Can you dodge a wrench?
It's training for a kid's game.
Joes vs. Cobras!

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

JJJ laments
Crime is up, where is Spidey?
Doc Ock on the loose