Cinematic Haiku

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Die Hard With a Vengeance (1995)

Simon says do this,
Zeus has to answer the phone.
John might hate niggers.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

On a quest from God.
Of course, it's a good idea!
"He's not quite dead, sir."

RoboCop (1987)

'Borg in a nightclub:
"Where is Clarence Boddicker?"
Kicked crotch, broken foot.

Hellboy (2004)

Hand of stone, big gun.
Horny stumps on his forehead.
"Aw, crap," the man says.