Cinematic Haiku

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Adaptation. (2002)
He wrote himself in
'Cause he found it difficult
To write 'bout orchids

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Attack the Gas Station! (1999)

The punk with a stick:
"You...and you...fight each other.
The loser's head down."

Dodgeball (2004)

Can you dodge a wrench?
It's training for a kid's game.
Joes vs. Cobras!

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

JJJ laments
Crime is up, where is Spidey?
Doc Ock on the loose